im a creep...

and ran across this:

Mar 15 2009 9:48 AM

here is a list of girlfriend needs

1. must love beer and pizza (both cold)
2. must have a backpack full of Plan B pills and a garbage can full of condoms.
3. favorite movie = Goonies
4. unable to grow leg hair.
5. rich parents that love boys with tattoos and no formal education what-so-ever.


1, totally me.
2, weird that the wife just gave me some plan b ha.
3, one of my best friends fave movies
4, i fuckin wish
5, see above. hows about a mom that digs whoever daughter cares about? then sold.